i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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