Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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