Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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