Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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