you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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