Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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