Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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