According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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