Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Terrible idea I love it
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