I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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