It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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