I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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