She announced her abortion via fbk
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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