my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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