remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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