So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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