Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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