I love black thongs
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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