After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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