Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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