so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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