i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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