Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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