there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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