Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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