you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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