so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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