HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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