I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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