Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
