You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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