i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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