i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Plan B is the new Plan A
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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