Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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