I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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