reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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