I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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