she was so not down for the gang bang
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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