no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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