Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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