It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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