He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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