I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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