was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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