Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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