I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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