what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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