I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize