giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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