I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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