Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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