You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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