i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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